I’m not gonna say anything lame like “welcome to my blog,” because, well…..that’s just totally lame. But congrats to you for discovering this blog…..even though I threatened most of you through Facebook to get on here and read my posts or I would unfriend you. Anyway – you found it, so….. well done. I encourage you to read the About section because, quite frankly, that is a post in itself and I am totally exhausted after writing it. (I am laying down and resting right now).
OK…I’m back. So – if you read the About section like I told you to, you’ll know that I’m a little concerned about how my family and friends are gonna take this blogging thing. To appeal to the younger crowd (like 80 and under), good writers have to be in touch with their audience and drop the occasional f-bomb, replace “heck” with “hell,” and use other imaginative words and phrases. So – that is gonna happen from time to time depending on how much wine I’ve had.
I plan on blogging every other day or so. And believe me – I have some real corkers of stories lined up and they’re all true with only about a thousand embellishments. You’re probably thinking……..man – is she lazy with this every other day blogging shit. HEY – I HAVE A REAL JOB, YA KNOW! Anyway – thanks for reading. Let the comments/replies begin……….and don’t worry if you don’t see your comment right away………I have to approve your first reply and then you can comment all you want! And……sorry, for slangin’ it up on my blog from time to time, but that’s the way we creative writers roll.